A Forumer You'd KILL!

Behold my dark and eviilll clone of another post ( A Forumer You'd DIE for )

As the title implies, which forumer would you genuinely merk if you could get your hands on them? Or maybe you’re a pansy and instead rely on hired help which I guess technically counts

this being conditional has me assuming i can’t pick those i know irl?

I never considered such boundaries

so is this fine or not

warm water would push me into the incinerator pit at a local canadian college if we ever met irl

stocksounds
cheems1084
stocksounds
charlie_tunlip
divanochi

@Zormego

Yes that’s fine ig

@TeamJB1 you die (jk)

ok all jokes aside @Scoobert sorry friend but it’s on sight

(i do not know scoobert irl but i was tryna gauge limitations)

Huh, I don’t remember this being one of those “bosses you aren’t supposed to fight at the current level cap…”

Anyway whoever I’d kill would probably be chosen by a dice roll. First person who I roll a Nat1 on is getting sought out.

mortifex

what if the dice are weighted… you must choose, zormego. who would you kill…

@starcitadel

@TheEvilReeve will die a gruesome death

I had a guy but he’s long gone so you won’t find him here.

Okay officer of the fun police

everyone /j

aphotic goblin

oh wait…

@TheoreticalExistence

This person has always been on my radar ever since I join. He’s the type of person who can get around something if you have reason but wont hold any damn punch.

Would I send thermonuclear gnome to him? Absolutely. But is he right most of the time? Yes he is damn right.

It’s on sight for every forumer