(Reminder that we skipped Argos and Elius as well as General Julius because Azuron got folded by Carina. Argos died to Morden in this timeline because Fort Talos is boring.)
(Well yes, but before that Azuron saw a stronk silhouette when getting flung to sailors lodge)
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(Exactly)
Meanwhile Vetex starts working on potions update
He adds the revealing and strength potion
Now the white eyes are going extinct
Azuron decides to spare Ellius and they become semi-friends, but before he goes away, he told him this:
“Roses are red, shackles are naughty.
If you every betray me… Ṱ̴̨̯͙͗͝ḩ̵̅̓ȇ̶̫̯̳̾͌y̴̺̪̾̀̿’̶̙̌̎͘l̵̯̥̀l̶͎͔̳͕̇̊̕̕ ̴̱̏̀̃n̸̺͎̥͙̈̕͝e̷̹̼̹̯͌v̴͈́̍̔è̴͐͘ͅr̴̝͎͚̗̂̎͝ ̴͎͒̈́f̷̯̬̼̓͊ĩ̶̪̱̞̙́̚̚n̶̠̪͍̾̋͝͝ͅd̵̥̤̄ ̶̉̾͝ͅẙ̴̧̬̺͝o̴̢͗̾͂̈͜u̷̢̠̪̤̽r̵͚̬͂̅̍̄ ̸̱̻̿͗̑̚b̶͚̣̖̐͋̐ơ̷̛͔̺̙̣d̸̛͙̟̯̀̆̄ỷ̶̘̳̩̈́͆.”
With that, Azuron abuses a glitch which flings him to Mount Othrys.
he then spends half of his play time trying to see through the darkness in the caves…
so he gives up, gets out a torch and waist lantern, and STILL CANT SEE A DARN THING
Meanwhile…
“MORDEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE CAN ONLY GET TO WINDROW ON YOUR SAILBOAT” screams Iris.
Morden yells back, “DO YOU HAVE A BOAT? DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO”
Iris and Morden argue while they murder the many Ravenna soldiers.
Neviro can be seen desperately trying to repair Morden’s shitty sailboat, while Iris and Morden try to fend off the multiple Ravenna soldiers swimming towards their boat.
While Azuron was hunting down Elius, it seems Iris, Morden, and Neviro were having trouble fending off the many Ravenna soldiers that swam to stepstones.
“Why can’t we just use Azuron’s ketch?” suggests Neviro.
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The crew (excluding Azuron) is now heading towards Windrow on Azuron’s ketch, however, not before Iris takes out her anger on a poor Centurion.
She strips the centurion of all its valuable belongings and carves out the organs, before chucking the pile of flesh and bones into the water
She gives the armor to Nevrio, since his stats are sh#t, and begins to slice the organs into teabag-compatitable sizes
Morden felt like passing out from the smell, and felt like puking from the sights of Iris cooking.
When Azuron gave Iris electric shock therapy, it turns out she only lost insanity temporarily.
Iris is at insanity 3.
Neviro has started brewing a Potion of Warding.
So Morden gave her electric shock therapy again, this time with his ultimate art, a few dozen times
This time, the insanity has been pernamently reduced, by 1
(Also the flesh and bones attracted poison jaws, who attacked the Ravenna ships after feasting from the dead body)
^ This was from Iris’s perspective
Since Morden is a curse user and thus cannot cast non-death magic (using a magic circle) without fucking dying, Morden hit Iris over the head, completely knocking her out.
(This means that Iris was also canonically tripping balls in this timeline. )
What really caused her to lose insanity was due to a Neviro throwing a potion of warding onto Iris, which was followed up by a thunderbolt striking Iris in the head.
The Ketch starts slowly sinking as Neviro tries to desperately keep the ship afloat.
Meanwhile…
Azuron finally gets to the top of Mount Othrys.
(I’m gonna bunch these responses and make a post after the ‘canon’ things are done, keep going though)
He logically goes up the mountain, yet he doesn’t realize the temple behind him and he continues on.
Azuron ignores the the voices in his head begging him to look behind him.
He gets tired of the voice and finally turns around… after 5 hours of searching
Meanwhile the gang got to Windrow and annihilated the wolf bandits whatever-it’s-called-thing
Iris cooked their dead bodies to use as fresh food with her Flare magic
Iris cooking skill increased to Good
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Neviro throws another potion of warding at Iris.
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Azuron looks at the temple in awe…
And immediately starts fishing.
He catches a full set of sunkens not long after
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