For 3 days Azuron fishes while the voices scream at him to go into the temple.
Azuron finally enters the temple.
Poseidon screams at Azuron the moment he enters
“I YELLED AT YOU FOR OVER THREE DAYS, WHY DIDENT YOU RESPOND!? HOW ARENT YOU INSANE FROM THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD YET!?!?”
Azuron: “I was curious”
(btw Azuron was Warlock build then he changed to Savant)
(this poll is for later, you can vote on it and continue telling the story about Poseidon yelling at Azuron)
What should Azuron pick for awakening? (haha timeline changing time)
- 2nd Magic
- 2nd Fighting Style
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Which 2nd magic? (for previous vote has magic win) (Azurons 1st magic is Lightning)
- Acid
- Ash
- Crystal
- Earth
- Explosion
- Fire
- Glass
- Ice
- Light
- Magma
- Metal
- Plasma
- Poison
- Sand
- Shadow
- Snow
- Water
- Wind
- Wood
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Which 2nd fighting style? (if the fighting style wins the poll) (also Azuron’s 1st fighting style STILL hasnt changed from basic combat, so thats why its multi-choice) (yes i know it will auto-select to basic combat, but this is for which one Azuron wants to learn and go to the needed island to learn it)
- have 1st one stay basic combat (save for future fighting style update)
- have 2nd one stay basic combat (save for future fighting style update)
- have 1st one change to boxing
- have 2nd one change to boxing
- have 1st one change to canon fist
- have 2nd one change to canon fist
- have 1st one change to iron leg
- have 2nd one change to iron leg
- have 1st one change to sailor style
- have 2nd one change to sailor style
- have 1st one change to thermo fist
- have 2nd one change to thermo fist
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“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ‘i was just curious’ YOU FUCKING BASTARD
GO FUCK YOURSELF DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE LEFT
TAKE THE LAST OF MY FUCKING POWER AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN”
“ok”
(we’re in the endgame now)
So Azuron swum up the waterfall and jumped off Othrys, forgetting his ship entirely and swimming, until he ran out of stamina. Luckily, there was an air pocket in a shipwreck, so he waited there.
“So you come here often?”
Azuron runs away horrified.
Azuron then proceeds to have a staring competition with twelve sharks, before imediatly losing because of the salt in his eye.
blud can’t decide whether it wants to be a chair or a hexbug lmao 
He puts on his diving goggles (glass from sand, rubber from rubber trees) and searches around the shipwreck, he finds a gunpowder barrel
he carries the gunpowder barrel and…
acts like a wall breaker and tries to suicide-bomb the sharks, but that dident work
ATTEMPT 2
he brings the gunpowder barrel to the top of the ship, places it down and lures the sharks over, one they were all near the gunpowder barrel, Azuron “Lightning Blast!”, the blast hit the gunpowder barrel, causing it to Overload and explode the sharks, but he is caught in the blast radius, also killing himself
ATTEMPT 3 (you better do it Azuron im running out of attempts to give you)
Azuron, clearly enraged by the voice in his head, shouts “FINE, I DONT NEED THIS GUNPOWDER BARREL ILL DO IT MYSELF!” (reference to that one Thanos meme)
he fires a lightning blast at a shark, triggering Electro-Charged (they are still in the sea, also apparently saltwater is good for conducting electricity, the more you know) and killing the shark, he does so with all the other sharks, untill he’s murdered all of them
Azuron got 10 shark fins and 2 tiger sharks fins!
Azuron drowns due to oxygen-deficiency (he just drowned)
ATTEMPT 4 (NO MORE ATTEMPTS AFTER THIS ONE!)
(to the next person: add on to attempt 4)
ATTEMPT 4
Azuron abuses a glitch to fling off to every island with a gunpowder barrel at once then flings all the gunpowder into the shipwreck, and then he kills one of the sharks and uses it’s teeth to start a flame, essentially nuking the shipwreck, blasting Azuron all the way to a different island. He never sees what happens to the sharks. The sharks are now Schrodinger sharks. Their both dead and alive. The sharks are coming. Be afraid.
eventually the shark despawns, and Azuron crashes into the Eternal Mines, where he is held as prisoner
1 month has passed, and all that time he was mining copper for the Ravenna soldiers, what they dident know however, was that Azuron has secretly stored some gunpowder barrels and uranium in his cell, that night, it was time to strike, Azuron doused the uranium into the gunpowder barrel (which was flammable) and lit it aflame by throwing the clay plate at it
“-and place those wood planks over there! We need to repair this castle by next year or the prince will have our asses-”
Explosion
“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT”
Azuron is flung to Windrow, where Morden, Iris, and Neviro are currently talking to Ren.
While Azuron was in the mines, Morden, Iris, and Neviro had a entire training arc.
Morden managed to get more experience fighting with his death curse by shouting “Avada Kedavra!” randomly at an enemy, and the enemy would have a 10% chance to drop dead… for some reason
Neviro got his weapon stats up, he now has an average spear instead of an old spear and can now throw it 100 meters away, sadly he also has to get it himself, which is probably also good for his agility training (i presume he is warrior build, idk)
Iris used the Pulsar scroll that Morden gave her that he found in the dark sea a couple tens of messages above, now Iris can send a deathball of DoT at her enemies
Ren is just there, sipping on Azuron’s leftover dead-body-tea-packets
Ren: “This tea… its delicious!”
When Ren uses rest of tea packets he asks rest what herbs they put inside of it
the entire group except Iris:
Ren said “Are you guys going to answer?” While drinking last cup of tea
“It’s camellia sinensis a farmer sold me a while back and some horizon rosemary!” says Iris.
“What? Did you think I gave Ren the tea bags with human flesh?”
“I fed it to Neviro while he was asleep”
Neviro coughs.
Iris then proceeded to lay out each and every step to making the tea in a slow, gruesome manner
(Iris is canonically a murderous tea bag enthusiast in this universe)
(i sure hope she doesnt do this again :clueless:)
(nah man, were just portraying her as the crazy person) (also Azuron was the one who came up with the idea to make human-filled tea bags)
(they will do this again)
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