“Sus amogus”
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oh shit i bumped on accident
your my honeybunch sugarplum pumpy umpie umpkin you’re my sweetypie your my cuppy cake gum drop snookom snookum you’re the apple of my eye and i lovvvvee you so and i want you to know that i’ll always be right here and i love to song sweet songs for you because you are so dear
“Eat the nun, I’ve got a gun.”
“hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to five nights at freddys”
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“Mimhere island… Mimhere island is real!”
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execution lines be like:
Pirate crews detection lines:
“You’re going to feed the sharks.”
“This one is mine!” (just to remind that you are not alone and have a crew lol)
“Thy end is now!”
“And thy punishment… is DEATH!”
“Come forth, child of magic, and die.”
“We be blastin’ off agaaaain.”
-Pirate captain, when defeated.
“Get outta my swamp!”
-Cult of Cerennno, engagement.
“Long live the KING.”
-An optional player line, results in the player dragging Calvus out to the castle front and killing him via fall damage.
“We’re no strangers to love…”
-Player, when using a love throwing potion.
“This certainly escalated quickly…”
-Any fightable, non-boss NPC, when the player strikes first.
“P-please, have m-mercy…”
-Low level NPCs when attacked by a player more than twice their level.
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- Pirates
“No one’s going to live up against our fleet, you minted weakling!” - Greenwish Cultists
“BLASFEMY, you dare enter the territory of Cerrunno, prepare to die!”
A few days ago I rewrote Calvus’ second phase transformation dialog.
“It digusts me that I have to use my grandfather’s power against the likes of you. I suppose some worms are a little better at squirming than others, but they are all worms nonetheless. You festered in my kingdom’s soil, dug up to the surface of my keep, and for what? To feel what I am about to rain down upon you? To drench in but a fraction of my bloodline’s might?”
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Calvus when you wear any type of maid item (vanity)
“that… outfit… I… I feel as if… I MUST MAKE YOU MIIINNNEEE!!!”
when entering phase 2:
“NO! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!!! YOU WILL BECOME MY SERVANT!!! MAID!!! MAIDDDD!!!”
“Seriously, Cap’tn? Seriously?!”
“The air’s scratching at my mind…!”
“Oh, this is gonna get bumpy…”
“I-I’d sooner be marooned! Please turn the ship around!”
-Ships crews, when entering the dark sea
“…Yer lucky i’m feelin’ merciful, scum!”
“I’ll let you go this time, criminal. This time.”
“Your heresy will be… tolerated.”
“Lucky you! I don’t spare people often! HAHAHA!”
“Rgh… Curse your tricks. The legion will get you next time!”
-Various NPC types upon being hit by a Love potion
“…I almost feel bad. Almost.”
“Such a price on a weakling…? Consider it done.”
“What a waste of my time…”
-Assassin ship captains, if they outlevel you by a significant margin
“I think not.”
“Do you truly think i’m an idiot?”
-Merlot and Kai, if too many gunpower barrels are stacked near them before they aggro.
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Sounds good, but its will be hard for people to read this ton of text while fightning with him. (Atleast for those who’s first language is not english)
Assassin Ship: Take him out! Sorry, but it’s just business, nothing personal
Rival: Years of training, to what end…
Merchant Ship: I wonder if I will see my family from up there…
We shall bully all the NPCs
“Ah, clever. But that won’t work on me.”
“I wouldn’t be a commodore if things were that simple!”
-Merlot and Kai, being hit by a Love potion, which they’ll promptly ignore.
“Argh, we be lookin’ like shark food, fellas…”
“Oh no no no no no!”
“This wasn’t part of my training!”
“…That complicates the job significantly…!”
“Retreat! Retreaaat!”
-Various NPC types, when targetted by Sea Monsters
“OW-- Could you not?!”
-Neviro, if the player dashes in a way that makes them roll during the escape sequence
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simply no
BLASPHEMY*
corrected
legs, arms. No apple ahead, legs