As someone who is extremely bored and went to the naval academy for a weekend recently, I can confidently say that the grand navy ARE FRAUDS!!! ALL OF THEM!!! Any real life navy (including the toy ships at target) can FOLD anything the stinky, smelly gravy can throw at them. Magic? The power that defines the both the seven and war seas? UTTERLY WORTHLESS IN THE FACE OF SUCH MIGHT.
Anyways this entire post is obviously satire except for the part about me going to the academy.
Well yea, nukes
if the entire american navy was suddenly teleported into the arcane universe, they’d waste all their supplies in like a month
Some, but not all. Search up nuclear powered aircraft carriers. Also people need to pass basic seamanship for a reason lol.
Also if it was the entire navy fully stocked up, about 3-4 months…
its funny when america loses wars so ill say the grand navy wins
“What? What do you mean you lost to a bunch of villagers in a jungle?" You had planes and napalm.”
The GN would absolutely wreck the Americans, unless you count their nuclear submarines
If they had a single sub with a full arsenal on board, they could very easily destroy every grand navy base in the entire region
Quick question here, how much of a punch do you think the average battleship or destroyer packs?
Also, don’t factor in subs since that is jist unfair for the gn.
In the teleportation process, due to a minor marginal mathematical error, the american fleez is teleported in the middle of i5. Most soldiers succumb to insanity, while the rest die to toxic rain, weather, and atlanteans.
okay, now for the next hypothetical:
Atlanteans with all the american navy’s stuff vs the grand gravy
Do they have the intelligence to use it? If yes gravy is FUCKED. If no, gravy wins.
Atlanteans definitely win by virtue of having Martin on their side
Commodore Kai watching as a floating fortress covered in steel and using cannons capable of destroying entire islands with a single round pulls up to Silverhold with 2,000 highly mutated and magically irradiated freaks on board:
They don’t need intelligence, they have Martin
Although, you could argue the Grand navy has Adkins and his crew…
Still, level 117,131 against a level 20,080 and what seems to be a ketch’s worth of level 1,000 crew, hardly a match
not to be confused with the original owners of the ships of course
Why is this somewhat accurate for half the enlisted?
Yeah fun fact my country reintroduced mandatory military service like a year or two ago lasting 2 months, but you can also have a call of conscience and say you can’t do it out of your beliefs, in which case you just do 4 months in civil service
Anyways pretty quickly the government dipshits discovered not many youths are willing to die for this country
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assuming sea monsters don’t go for it
probably us navy
Wait you went to Annapolis? Oh and also what’s your favourite military branch of the U.S. military?Personally I’d say Marines.