April fools update idea

send me ideas for april fools and then ill make another post which contains the ideas i chose from yall.
anyways, mine is:
all spell use effects are replaced with those meme fart sounds
water magic gets an “golden water” variant
when using dance emote you do the gangnam style dance instead
when dying you don’t ragdoll, instead lay in the peter griffin death pose
the vetex thing in the fenrir can be talked with
thirst bar
no one can tank things that a normal person shouldn’t, and guns instakill when a headshot is hit
“roberticus boylicus the first” boss, uses the cloning curse, basically his bossfight is him cloning into an babijillion enemies who all use different sets of fighting styles, magics or weapons, but have the same hp, and hit like they have 300 in each stat, yes, they use all of the aforementioned methods of harming you, or two at a time idk.
and… im out of ideas.
(P.S. when did robert’s shortened name get banned? and full name too)

multiply EVERYTHING times 10.

world of magic odyssey

AO market crash:
All items sell for 1 galleon
All items cost 5,000,000 galleons
In the marketplace, item costs are automatically set to 5,000,000 galleons, but the owner only ever gets 1 galleon if the item is bought

Mecalepsyia

You can’t use magic

We add Bloodedge the weapon used by none other than the true john AO Oc (Bloodedge the griffin) and make it as stupid as possible

the war seas become the dark seas, with all the rain n stuff, and all npcs become atlanteans visually. The dark seas become perfectly clear, like our current sea, and all atlanteans n stuff become normal wizards, that love hunting down atlanteans. Insanity is replaced with warding, and warding is replaced with insanity (purely visual, they have identical effects to what they normally do)

Make Jotunheim a mirrored revamp of the WOM map, and mesh all the islands together to create what is, funtionally, the full WOM map. All of the game is still functional (ships are useless tho), and you would probably be given a horse for free. In chase story parts, there will inexplicably be a Dead Rails train after you.

Screw you
Un-arcanes your odyssey

Give everyone a chance to make a new file with the custom dev magics temporarily or let pre-existing saves change their magic for the day