Cursed WoMents/Arcane Oddities (Part 2)

No, Sam, it’s the IRS, and they’re furious about the wiki clan’s tax evasion

Positive renown players are players too, as stinky, ugly, deformed, dirty, insane, disgusting, rotten and despicable they may be

IRS can’t reach me in South Korea

They’ll pick up South Korea and carry it to the US

This one?

Spoilers for Matrix for those that haven't watched it ig

Matrix

I’ve gained the power to sail through sand

some swim in the fair, others row in the sand (one of the two seems more useful though)
but I don’t wanna sound like a killjoy, so Cars in AO ???

my ass in sameria with this information:

You can sail across ice if you can somehow get a ship up there

Yeah, the sloped sand on the edges of islands just lets ships do that

I know this isnt a in game screen shot but

So heavy it bent the pavement

Deepwoken reference

Navy doing anything but help civilians :sob::folded_hands:

If the gravy NPCs were even half as annoying as the average gravy player, I’d think they put him there themselves

I vividly remember my caravel being sunk by rough water, and then a navy ketch coming to pick me up, and I just tp-ed onto said ketch

It was during my third playthrough of the game ever

Eventually I just reset character because the ketch wasn’t dropping me off anywhere or whatever

Huh?

Well, the war’s been going on for over 26,280 days, which is about 72 years, so it’s only logical Keraxe’s getting a little desperate with their supplies

The soldiers were doing treasure charts ig

why do I imagine Jarson going around with a golden shovel sailing from island to island with the fenrir and getting comically mad everytime he gets an archaic toothpick

“stupid superheated armor piece, I’m lunar damn it give me some crystallized or something”