“Dont kill civilians…Dont sink navy ships…bleh bleh bleh, bleh bleh bleh…Father cant expect me to follow these stupid rules when we litteraly conquer islands!..Now look at me, all powerful ‘Máni’, digging around to stock up our fortress…Grrr…”
Blasted toothpicks are very valuable in the Keraxe economy
can confirm they have very nice flavor
The finest culinary of Jotunheim. With the latest fashion being that of an archaic bandage
gank won…?
does this count as one

Update: I went to play on it, turns out it’s just a relatively normal server. Not a single PvP player. I was hoping it would be a clanner bullshittery warzone :((
Well isn’t that basically what’s going on with curse vaults?
or maybe they’re all afraid of mutually assured destruction
He WOULD wear a monocle.
he’s hiding his power level
This is Martin pre mutation
I just brought this shelf from Blackwater Grotto why does it wield gravity magic?
Is this like some sort of trojan horse from the grand navy?
no no no its fine everything is fine you should totally invite every criminal to your base
“Come on, bastards, bite the bait, I’ll slaughter all of you”
“Huh, did I just hear that bookshelf talk?”
“Rustle rustle no it’s just book noise!”
Reminds me of that one scene in the amazing world of gumball when Darwin and gumball pretend to be a wallet
The Trojan Bookshelf
Sneak 100



