the weirdest dream that i’ve ever had i can actually still remember is that I wrote a Family Guy fanfiction (which is completely weird cause I know next to nothing about Family Guy as a series and wouldn’t consider myself a fan) which had none of the main characters you’d expect but it actually starred this guy in the blue car from that one episode where Peter becomes a pirate, and his only role in the episode is to break up a fight between Peter and the other guy in a sword fight by driving the wrong way down the highway
this is who i’m referring to
and for some reason i vividly remember writing this guy as the 2nd coming of hitler he was pure evil and he was like the main antagonist of a completely separate family guy subplot
The guy in the blue car was an undercover mass murderer who also dabbled in arson every once in a while, he’s wanted in 39 states and there was like numerous manhunts out for his capture and execution and he had changed his name like 10 times prior
and i remember writing the end of this subplot and wrote a thing that ties back to the scene of origin where after narrowly dodging Peter and the other guy in the highway, the guy in the blue car loses control of his vehicle and dies an agonizing death via car crash, severe enough to fatally injure and mangle his body irreperably but also not bad enough to kill him immediately so he was fully conscious during the last few moments of his life
and then i woke up and like i didn’t dwell on it for too long
but every time family guy appears on my for you page i need to think of guy in the blue car
