Hi! Red Dragon is back, with a great take regarding STEAM MAGIC also known as DOGSHIT MAGIC
“Look at my magic I can make warm floating water / air!”
Okay cool buddy now check out my Cloud magic, Fire Magic, Water magic, Magma magic and flare magic
chilly floating water
Literally just cloud magic but slightly warmer
Check out deaths by exploding steam engines.
Scalding water is no joke
yeah buddy someone drowned in ink once doesn’t mean ink deserves to live as a magic
I will down you in room temperature mercury and freeze the mercury inside you then peel off your body from it piece by piece and preserve the mercury as a monument to you dogshit opinion.
go to the fucking kitchen and cook something right now
i almost got my hand scaled and burnt thinking steam isnt all that i will NOT let you shit on steam like this
Wouldn’t happen to me, Steam is a fraudulent and BORING magic
Dude… you know what flashing is… right?
salted ice magic would HURT
Tell me you’ve never been blinded by steam without telling me you’ve never been blinded by steam
Yes bro
Steam imbue is kinda useless though so maybe they have a point since it’s just fire’s DoT but worse iirc
That’s steam imbue not steam magic
Steam so ass it didn’t even get to be a playable magic lmfao
its still kinda sad we’ll probbaly never get steam cuz ion think its unique enough to be a whole lost magic and vetex said no more base magic
Call it copium but if cloud magic which is basically steam magic but cold can make it in then I don’t see why steam couldn’t
same thing