It’s been 5 days without Arcane Odyssey’s release date. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be able to last… Every day my insanity levels increase and I see more and more hallucinations and illusions around me. Must be the effects of the Dark Sea… I was laying in my bed until a mysterious NPC which called itself ''Mother" invited me to join their guild called “The Kitchen”. I politely declined, as it didn’t seem like they had a lot of infamy. The NPC was visibly upset by my answer and instead handed me a Mushroom Stew and gave me a quest where I had to go back to my room. It was wearing a full sunken set, so I determined that fighting was out of the question. I decided to check the stats of the Mushroom Stew and realized that the meal was only ‘‘decently cooked’’. I quickly turned around and offered help to improve the NPCs cooking skill by teaching it how to add seasoning and status effects. Before I count react, I noticed a red exclamation mark and quickly got hit by a Frying Pan: Flash Strike! attack, putting me in combat. By the looks of it they were using a Warrior build. I reached out to cast Shadow Bullet, but the server was too laggy and my magic didn’t seem to work. I quickly high jumped out of my window onto the roof of my house which made the NPC get stuck and unable to follow me. As I ran around the neighborhood trying to lose aggro, I noticed a player with the Muscles gamepass looking at me. Being the good samaritan that I am, I asked him if he could help me test the damage of my newest skill - Shadow Beam; which I had learned only a few minutes ago from leveling up. The player must have been a bad rep, because he quickly attacked me with the unreleased ''Boxing" fighting style, which knocked me out in one punch. I woke up in a hospital with all my Galleons missing and decided to log off for the night.
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Forget touching grass. Eat the grass instead. 
Don’t eat purple mushrooms next time.
Yeah some servers can’t load magic due to particles, so I’d suggest using a weapons based build
The funny part about these servers is that guns deal insane damage on them
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