LiterallyHermes' Advice/blog thread

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DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT LITERALLYLOKI

AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOB AS WELL AS THEY DID

Welcome back to the annual advice thread, where I ‘try’ to take a ‘serious’ perspective on your feats and shortcomings as a forumer, and tell you how to improve.

During downtimes, to keep this thread alive, this will function as a “blog” where I track current projects of mine, in and out of AO. Feel free to stop by anytime.

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How do I get people to stop being lobotomites in class?

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  1. Be careful who you tell you’re in school. We all follow basic online privacy in this thread, and that information could be implicative of your age.
  2. You can’t really get a rock to be Albert Einstein, but you can ignore said rock. You can get home, or to school lunch, eventually.
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How do I fully snuff out mortal desires and entirely repress my memories?

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Amnestics

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are you literallyloki

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advice for yourself, please!

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-_-

Complete sentence.

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Should I 4vant again?

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why are you not literallyloki?

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well you’ve seen me and them in the same room correct?

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yeah but that was a really long time ago
how do I know you haven’t grafted yourself onto them?

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How do I not make shit writing? I know my plots are good, characters are good on paper, and themes are good but when its actually in practice, its a lot worse than what I thought of in my head.

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did you just amalgamate theory a real person

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  1. A lot of art has this weird effect where the artist can’t see the greatness of the art, and might even cringe at their own works. You’ve also been looking at your writing for a long time by the time you read it, so you’re might have be fatigued of your art.
  2. Practice makes perfect, that’s a saying from Technoblade I think. The more you write, the better your write is.
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well, are you a real person?

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just kidding!! but I don’t recall you giving me your favourite extinct bird

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What’s your judgement on the topic of choosing a life career?

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in order to not be loki you just have to not lose your shit whenever a forum villain comes into your post

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My boss just told me “I toss new employees into the deep in to see if they sink or swim.”

How screwed am I?