Mechanical locks.
Thermonuclear potatoes
The Irish potato famine.
Undisturbed occupants challenge from EPFC.
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lacing my neighbors who are from EPFC water supply with melatonin
blackwall quickhack
i take melatonin daily anyway 
am i lying or am i not
the whole ‘melatonin gives you nightmares’ thing has never occurred to me
My dedicationally defended opinions
Give you melatonin laced with salvia divinorum so you get nightmares
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My older sister’s melatonin gummies (I won’t need anyone else’s melatonin)
A wall with a drawbridge entrance that only lowers if you can beat Usain Bolt in a footrace
Usain Bolt’s feet
one (1) singular piece of cheese
A rat
a snowman with a M16 Assault Rifle
The temperature where I live
The temperature where I live
A sharp chunk of nevermelt ice, launched at mach 2.
A perpetual wizard war just outside my room, preventing anyone from attacking me without dealing with the wizards first.
Being friends with all of the wizards and politely asking them to blast you into smithereens.
Misinput
Backspace followed with a correctinput
Pokemon plush fort
Gloinks
A window & its frame
Optimization
Arcane odyssey
(I don’t think I quite grasp the idea of this thread but oh well)
Bribing Roblox to set something that’ll break AO to always active.
A single lampshade.
A lighter (or hammer if it’s plastic)
My brother’s fat cat who waltzed into my room when i mistook it for another cat (that my family owns) who hasn’t left my room since then seriously please it’s been one day and some hours I haven’t seen it go outside longer than 10 seconds even to eat or drink JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OH MY STARS
Titanium human-sized hamster ball
Vacuum cleaner
a random piece of string
the teleporter from henry stickmin collection
choosing any other option
KV-5M with ERA and composite all over, hard-kill APS and a signal jammer
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