Name 1 defensive thing, and name 1 weapon that’d counter the defence of the person above you

Handheld Toji Fushiguro, now with the limited edition Inverted Spear of Heaven

Arcane explosive barrel

Damp ability from pokemon

I am a level 570,000,000 healing/lifestream mage and my gimmick is that I just cause things to erupt into overvitalized tumors, I can also constantly keep healing myself to a point where I’m functionally indestructible

One genuine organic free-range dragonlord. No healing can defeat percentages

I am now in possession of a stop sign

The nefarious sign eater

I’ve been buffed with a janky hitbox and a resistance to percent damage (15% HP would be reduced to like 5%), thus I can still outheal

Poisoned sign and Fort Knox

Btools

Metal Bucket

Hydraulic press

Steel rod for defence

A maximum resistance armor set

The exact same hydraulic press

a slap on the wrist

92 pounds of iron

Ozempic designed for iron

A house

Miley Cyrus

The same hydraulic press but with a new paint job

A nokia

My delusions

Cazal

Vetex

the indomitable human spirit

yeah nah that’s not gonna work

tomahawk missile

I have no idea if that (the missile) is meant to be a defense, so… if it is, a Mysterious Portal will dispose of it, leaving you undefended.

My new defense, Writer’s Block.

writer’s unblock

golden experience requiem

anti golden experience requiem that I haven’t used since the heian era

torch with infinite unlimited flame

bag of holding filled with infinite and unlimited water

puppy dog eyes

The pyrokinetic attacking you appreciates the infinite power source.

The Quest Sprout will surely defend me?