I will go first. I have Telekinesis
You are a quadriplegic
I didn’t know it would be that fast
i am omnipotent and immune to all downsides
you get midas’ touch
im omnipotent now so no i dont
You are now permanently wearing a Clown Costume.
It’s immune to Omnipotence because I consider it an upside.
I can climb wall
now that is a better response
Eaaarth beeendingggg ? ? ?
You break everything you touch
Your as fat as your mom (infinite fatness)
psychic cat pokemon
if someone sees you the fire nation jumps yo ass
Flashbang minigun with obnoxiously large sniper scope
gun gets constantly jammed like the hero from opm
you are unable to use your talents in front of anyone, and whenever you try to, you look like a dumbass
also you are in constant pain from stage 4 of every type of cancer including breast
(i dont think you people know what omnipotence means)
i dont think you know what fun means
whats fun? i grind for sunkens in wom