Broadcast directly from Roblox HQ:
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- Removed all forms of bleeding
- Removed Vetex from the development team due to a cooked turkey being on his head
- Transfered ownership to BraveLittleJimmy due to having an innocent name
- Removed Moocheez as it implies the word cheese and thus implies life which then implies death
- Removed fishing rods
- Rewrote the story where instead of the Winterveil massacre occurring Ravenna and Winterveil had a beach party and had lemonade, happily ever after
- Removed shovels
- Terminated BraveLittleJimmy after seeing the kind of language he uses in his videos
- Removed dead grass
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- REMOVED LIFE
Why does all of this sound like if AO was dubbed by 4kids
Almost like the intent was to satirically portray robloxâs overly performative attempts to make the platform seem safer by forcing the redaction of dark themes while not actually doing anything meaningful to solve real problems
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You might be correct⌠Somebody fact check that!
I got age verified eons ago
Im safe
well shit
- removed jumping because it can be used for morse code which is translatable into letters, thus counting as communication
How DARE you big politics into our pristine forums!
Weâre gonna raise a big beautiful rift to keep you and the illegal atlanteans seeking to destroy our glorious Ravenna Realm!
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I was honestly hoping Tank Fishâs political jokes wouldnât catch on (except for julian)
Trump Calvus is older than that
first i noticed it.
Doesnât make it any less old
We will construct a big beautiful wall around Tiberia to keep the TIBERIANS from entering our country
You are COOKING
