Suggest a new feature for the game that will instantly make you Public Enemy #1

potion shotgun

fighting styles can now use m1s while holding potions, which applies their effects to both the user and target.

guns can now one shot people at any level to be lore accurate with a single bullet from any move if it hits anywhere that would be lethal irl

Not, only if it hits near lungs, heart, neck or brain

Though I suppose lead bullets in your body would kill you prematurely regardless

using explosion magic makes you explode

using light magic damages your[1] vision beyond repair


  1. any everyone nearby ↩︎

Using shadow magic makes you a furry

using light magic turns you into religious facebook poster

using earth magic gives you cancer (there’s trace uranium in the rocks)

using water magic drenches your socks, and only your socks.

using crystal magic puts tiny crystals in your shoes that you can’t shake out and are always mildly annoying

When light magic clashes with glass/crystal magics everyone goes blind

across all servers too, making Arcane Odyssey technically playable, but your vision is either completely black or incredibly blurry.

Andrew Jackson begs to differ.

Unless you get em out, lead poisoning is lead poisoning

welcome to almost any desert country ever

The “Sea 3” should remove the ships and be exclusively an extremely large continent

you will immediately crash your ship the moment you get into vimir sea on Jotunheim and have to complete the entire story there before getting your ship fixed to travel on (you also cannot use it / spawn it in other seas untul you get to that part)

Your drip is almost permanently ruined in the Vmir Sea because you have to wear a cloak the entire time you’re there.

I would not mind that actually