Wow, shit, I haven’t made one of these in a good fuckin’ while
Since it’s another Bandwagon I might as well go ahead.
So you,
Yeah, you.
Are you sick of 5 Year-olds on twitter who found the numbers behind their Mother’s credit card, and instead of paying for healthcare, education, or anything noteworthy, they decided to buy Deepwoken from a dying and overly mocked game platform that genuinely hates the playerbase’s guts and will do basically anything do displease it?
Are you sick of said 5 Year-olds talking about how the game that you’ve hyped up for over the last 2-3 years or so is apparently ripping off said game that costs a solid $5-10?
Well boy, fucking HOWDY do I have a guide for you to talk about how stupid and dumb and dumb and stupid this fucking oversaturated topic is seriously stop talking about it interesting this topic as a whole is and how it isn’t just meaningless drama that should be just shoved to the side as we talk about more pressing matters such as how World War III is about to start or how all Gasoline-Fueled Cars will become obsolete after the next few years such as what you’re gonna eat for dinner or sharing cute pictures of cats~!!!
Today, I, the great TAITC (or at least formerly great), will talk to you about how YOU, yes, YOU! can jump on one of the most stupid fucking trends on this entire cancerous forum seriously this shit is worse than any of those chain threads.
Step 1: Pick your side!
In order to actually make a fucking post on this obviously wonderful and totally not boring and overdone and everyone’s fucking sick of it topic, you’ll need to pick a side, wether you’ll be on;
- The side of the people who are babyraging about said 5-Year Olds on Twitter talking about how AO is a ripoff of DW
Or, if you’re some sort of verbal masochist (unless you’re doing it ironically, which, shame on you, you might as well go all out cause you’re clearly making flame bait)
- The side of the very educated and knowledgeable 5-year olds on Twitter talking about how AO is a ripoff of DW
Wether you’re on the side of Annoying Orange or Dora Winfred Reed from Arthur, you’ll be ready to do the next step.
Step 2: Make the title
Make a title, no matter how eye catching you could even even bother trying to make it, it will almost ALWAYS end up being one of these 2 titles, regardless of content;
- Why DW Fanboys should shut their stupid virgin basement-dwelling mouths about how AO somehow ripped their precious fucking game off (Rant)
- Why AO Fanboys should shut their stupid prissy basement-dwelling mouths because AO clearly fucking ripped off DW (Rant)
If it isn’t somehow either similar to or IDENTICAL to these topic names, you aren’t doing it right, I’m sorry.
Step 3: Fill it in
Use your galaxy fuckin’ brain in order to fill this part out!
In fact, you don’t even need to use your fucking brain, get that shit outta here. Fuckin’ watch me make 2 Magnificent Paragraphs for both sides by literally ass slapping the keyboard
- AO isn’t a ripoff of DW shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up DW didn’t invent the features of an ocean, boats and a magic system you have no point here ez ez ez get fucked loser
- AO ripped off DW moron shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up DW invented the features of an ocea, boats, and a magic system you have no point here ez ez ez get fucking ratio’d nerd
See I don’t know what the fuck I just wrote, but it looks magnificent
feel free to copy + paste if you’re stumped.
Step 4: watch your desired response be fulfilled
Wether it be several forum users wanting to castrate you like a pig or be completely indifferent to whatever you just said since they don’t give a shit, congrats, you’ve successfully made a funny post even though it was lame since this trend in it’s entirety fucking sucks
oh yeah and one more thing
AO and Deepwoken both copied the true original and absolutely chad Sea-Based MMORPG, Pirates of the Caribbean Online. Cope, Seethe and Mald.
