dont say “me”
King david, the Exiled, and the Minotaur run into a bar
they say “ow”
“me”
Me is beautiful
a joke
hahaha im funny guy yes?
Jokes have meaning, my life don’t
dont say “me”
your allowed to be the exception to this rule because of your birthday
square up, dï’ïckhead
Come to Wisconsin owo
No, my bday is April 1st (April Fool’s)
that was my estimated date of birth
but i was born 5 days after
idk much about your state does it still count as murder if they’re a tiny ass gremlin
Not if I hide the body well enough
rough. I was adopted so we dunno for sure but it works
oh word got any tips for hiding them? i’m planning to commit a murder in Wisconsin pretty soon
I chose magma when it was cool.
Anyways…
Society
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game “Among Us”! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!