I have come here, to off topic, to FORMALLY DELCARE that I will no longer be referring to myself in the third person. I don’t think anyone even noticed I was doing it tbh, but I’ve dragged it on for far too long.
They are no longer golem from the Lord of the rings 3:
(That’s how you spell his name right)
no I think it’s spelled Gohllumhe
That’s one hell of a name
idk there are some names that are longer that Goehlleümhe
Ok sample
it’s not ok
i need a new bit now
This counts as changing your pronouns and therefore i cannot criticize you for it so uhhh good job I guess
talk in second person
Talk in 4th person
sample is no longer momma dragon
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You think that this kind of sounds like a Homestuck reference. You briefly consider doing this, but realize that it’s even stupider than talking in third person.
now everyone else has to refer to him in first person
I did notice it, I just don’t often point out those things
now everyone has to talk about me* in the first person
i loved when sample talked about sample in third person, it made sample have a lot of personality
Sample is sorry to disappoint
Just so ya’ll know there is like a 40% chance I’m lying