The unlimited access to the Internet for my victims. This is going to lead them into the endless trance.
let’s make nukes without the UN knowing
vetex pingerus 3000!!!
pings vetex 100 times a second, cant be deactivated
metamancer summoner 6000
summons metamancing bounty hunters that want your bounty/infamy
terrible luck giver 12000
you never get any normal rewards, only pure dogshit
Device that removes most of someone’s cereal, leaving just below enough for a full bowl but still enough to make them feel bad about throwing it away
Legoes that look like smooth pieces but are sharp as shit
a game called arcane odyssey
A machine that makes your internet suck at the most critical time you need it MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
i, eeevill crimbis crabominable, introduce the random-cutlery-change-inator !!!
what it does is move around every piece of cutlery in the radius i decide !!!
nobody is safe !!!
a device that wakes you up an hour earlier
and the alarm stops as soon as your brain wakes up
We take a spray bottle and put in some stuff so that it amplifies whatever smell it’s sprayed onto, making bad smells REEK and making good smells overwhelming.
So many evil ideas… brings a tear to my eye
With my degree in evil engineering I will design a tiny robot spider drone and program it to seek out the nearest untouched bread factory and hack the slicing machine so it always makes an uneven amount of slices.
In other words, all bread shipped out by that factory will have a lone endpiece that you’ll either have to place alone in the toaster or make an open face sandwich with.
you fool, i already eat those separately
- a machine that makes it so the water is always too cold or too hot no matter how hard you try to get the temperature right
- maybe something that could make people always bump their knee before their knee has fully recovered?
- always lose the item you need the moment you need it and when you don’t really need it or the moment passes, you find it >:]
- make them think they found real money on the ground but it ends up being fake money
- have them always forget one thing from home when they depart so they would either need to go back and get it or just go on without it >:>
cup that never reaches that perfect temperature for like tea or coffee where it’s hot enough to hit the spot yet cold enough not to scald your tongue and it’s only either scathingly hot or lukewarm and depressing
An invisible robot that can teleport anywhere and randomly moves stuff around peoples’ houses
A device that rearranges your furniture to be slightly off