Today's Prescript

[original_RIP_carmen]

my favorite

[Scoobert]

“I have a prescript, and I must fight” - A very annoying computer

[Celeste]

okay?

[Icy]

At least it didn’t specify to what I need to set fire

[Based_Trixie]

“After you each lunch, look at the clouds and go camping with the first person that looks at you . After, forget about them..”
I don’t know how you’d “each” lunch

[the_wingler]

“Go to the store and buy a knife”

Sure i guess

[DustPanMan]

I didn’t go to the store, but I definitely bought something plastic:

(It’s Prowl from Transformers: Animated)

[Celeste]

…huh?

[alisha]

I suppose I can wear a purple hairpin, look at the clouds, and disobey my next prescript.

[WarmWater]

[ItsNotMe]

Im broke anyways

[Ultimateblaze75]

I have noticed that a lot of these assume that the person receiving it will go out in public a lot more than they actually would

[ArchbishopMonsterous]

“Dress in only yellow and give a love letter to a person of your choice.”

[the_wingler]

Wear a banana costume

[Junior]

tf

[the_wingler]

It knows

[WarmWater]

Aw hell nah Yan your ass is tweaking bro

[Sykadelik]

Only thing that could’ve made this perfect was if it had also given the possible end statement of “You may not fight back”.

[ItsNotMe]

absolute prescript

[Celeste]

does this mean have to put my favorite food in a bag and eat it or buy my favorite bagged food? do i have to eat the bag itself??