thank you to the tumblr anon who brought to me the idea of edward being an order agent,.. i mean hes purple… and has a hood… hmmm.
the crew will be split 50/50 in the divorce, NO there will NOT be two christmases, and I WILL BE GETTING THE BOAT because I PAID FOR IT (he can have all the fish in the aquarium tho)
waow 
arcadia get behind me…
we gotta form a human fortress around her…
he will be burnt at the stake
if this becomes canon edward WILL be meeting a fate worse then what the olympians went through
He goes Duncan Walpole instead of Edward Kenway
public execution in palo town while we throw rocks at him!
too mild, make him have to watch the things he loved disappear and get eviscerated in front of his eyes
every single member of the fleet punches him one time.
HES PURPLE BECAUSE HES EVIL 
HOW DARE YOU EVEN CONCIEVE SUCH A DEVESTATING AND EMOTIONAL BETRYAL! 
IT WAS A TUMBLR ANON, I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WROONGNG !!! (complete sentence.)
When I find this Anon fella! I will make the Fracture look like a small firework incident! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Man morden and iris are gonna be pissed…
man, getting both morden And iris on yo ass??? youre lucky if theres anything left to identify you after theyre through with you . . .
and then its a reverse reverse betrayal as he uses it to lure all of the highlords together and distract them before slaughtering the entire order for us like the good kitty he is
Exscuse me?
you heard them.
