What animals could you beat in a fight?

Here are a few. You are also armed with a machete and handgun (3 shots). Assume your in the normal invironment you’d find them

A Goose
  • Yes
  • No

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A swan
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A saltwater crocodile
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Hippo
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Jaguar
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Black Mamba
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Emu
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Cassowary
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Hippie
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Gorilla
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Moose
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

An Elephant
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Water Buffalo
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Komodo Dragon
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Horse
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A Green Anaconda or Burmese Python
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A sloth bear
  • Y
  • N

0 voters

A giraffe
  • Y
  • N

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I’m confident that with a gun I can take most of these down, except for the really big and dangerous ones

change your vote you would not beat a komodo dragon

you would not beat an emu

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That’s only because they were australian

“hey man wanna try my organic fruit juice for this super woke company I’m gonna star-”

pulls out handgun and immediately starts firing

do we get a weapon

Yall lowkey think you could beat a Cassowary :skull:

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I want a befriend option for the Komodo Dragon and Gorilla

bro you said you wouldn’t be able to kill a hippie with a machete and 3 bullets sit the fuck down

Hippies are on a different level ThatAsainInTheCorner they will slip a cyanide pill in your drink after you finish them and get their last laugh :moyai:

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a machete and a handgun with 3 bullets

they look kickable

they kick with 3 inch claws.

Well, I could shoot the big animals in the eyes and then go full Tarzan-apeshit mode.

you a good shot?

dunno bro, can you shoot a hippo in the eyes…?

Maybe? Its a handgun. not the best range.

doesn’t mean i cant shoot it

idk i’d use the machete but that isn’t really my style imo

What I’d actually do would be aim for the eyes, then get on it right after, then continuously punch it in the face while riding it while it’s going ape-mode.

(god of war has taught me well)