my unodecillionth “what if you…” post
You wake up to discover your body completely intact, except you now possess the powers of a cartoon character. Now, you can stretch your body in literally any way, walk on air and only fall when you look down, pull objects out of nothing, defy the laws of nature and physics themselves, and so on. What do you do with it?
Become a magical comedian
Joke around and suprise people
I’d keep it a secret and act just as normal as everyone else and only use it in mundane situations whenever someone isn’t looking or if I’m in danger.
This^
everybody gangsta until typicak starts pulling out a giant cartoon bomb from his backpack
I’d start laughing and make my heart beat in a certain way
idk prob get captured by the government
W reference
cartoon characters can do basically anything as long as it’s funny
so i think i’d solo a country or something
I’d survive fatal falls.
smell pies from miles away and steal them
i am the pie bandit
your pie is not safe.
you arent getting my pumpkin pie bitch
smoke bomb
when i’m losing a game, go through the computer and slap the other player
The downside is that you can’t kill people.
I do whatever I want