Probably, then he’d shout something like
“HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME I’LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH AND KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE”
While crying in the dirt
Fuck dude, I meant to go to sleep by 10pm tonight and now its midnight 
meanwhile this sound effect plays
bro go to bed wtf?
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This sound plays everytime I juke out the sirens and steal their treasure before they can even hit me
Yeah yeah I will
HELL no synthisizing that specific poison i was thinking is illegal and probably ridiculously hard to do
I could easily 1v2 Revon and Neviro, probs even 1v3 with Enzior too. I got swords at home I’ll be fine
neviro survived getting impaled and blasted into the floor
idk man for au standards he might be weak but everyone in the au is basically superhuman
southern cod
To be fair that attack does a total of 400 damage, meaning Neviro only has atleast 401hp, and given he couldn’t move like at all until we’re done with Calvus, I’m guessing his hp isn’t far off 401.
And unlike other characters who had 400hp like Iris, Neviro cant do shit with his level 0 stick he calls a weapon. Therefore, I’d say even a toddler could no diff neviro.
Durza.
possibly chaos itself.
with these million magics I cast… testicular torsion…
Now who’s gonna tell him that Durza doesn’t really have the weak point for testicular torsion anymore?
million magics… canon rewrite…
Fair enough, though it is less funny
I use my million magics to forever curse durza with an itchy sensation on his neck but no matter how much he scratches it, the itch never leaves.
I mean does that mean when we’re in AO we have 0 magic energy? Cause that’d make most magic attacks against us ineffective
probably a small guppy
if I get preparation time, maybe a curse user by setting up a trap which spills a bucket of sea water on them and then stab them or something
i thought the magic’s physical form also did damage along with the conflicting energy
i’d easily beat ingvlid
