Because the moment he touches the ball, he melts the ball with his plasma magic and slam dunks with his magic, which would ruin the entire stadium.
Also fun fact: not all tall people are basketball players.
He wouldn’t fit through the doors
Vastus bloodline is a disqualification.
he’s just bad at shooting
like really bad
he goes for a three pointer and it bounces off the rim, breaks a bench, and then fucking crushes the skull of some random kid in the bleachers
nah we wouldn’t go for a three pointer
he’d go straight for the rim and drop it in
because verdies is a bum
the larger a bum you are = the better you do in ag
Flare… I don’t think basketball exists in a world that seems in a semi-medieval stage.
ok fair enough. ig he didnt wanna play poverty basketball
All vastus descendants are automatically disqualified because it wouldn’t be fair to have titans competing in basketball with something like the average joe
Catastrophic brick