Why did verdies become an arcane government agent and not a basketball player? is he stupid?

Because the moment he touches the ball, he melts the ball with his plasma magic and slam dunks with his magic, which would ruin the entire stadium.

Also fun fact: not all tall people are basketball players.

He wouldn’t fit through the doors

Vastus bloodline is a disqualification.

he’s just bad at shooting
like really bad
he goes for a three pointer and it bounces off the rim, breaks a bench, and then fucking crushes the skull of some random kid in the bleachers

nah we wouldn’t go for a three pointer
he’d go straight for the rim and drop it in

because verdies is a bum
the larger a bum you are = the better you do in ag

Flare… I don’t think basketball exists in a world that seems in a semi-medieval stage.

this my basketball

and this my hoop

surely it exists in tat universe

ok fair enough. ig he didnt wanna play poverty basketball

All vastus descendants are automatically disqualified because it wouldn’t be fair to have titans competing in basketball with something like the average joe

Catastrophic brick