WoM Theories: Part 2 - The TRUE World of Magic

WoM Theories - Part 2

Hello there.
Today, I was grinding quests on my poison slot when it came to me: Why these braindead NPC’s losing all their top hats and ink & quills in the lake? So I went to work writing this tumor of a post to this website. I digress, and now to the theory.

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When we start our adventure we wake up in ___ and recently find out we have magic flowing through our ballsacks bodies. We have no prior knowledge of this world explaining my theory of us being birthed from alchemy and we see everyone screaming for help. However they don’t actually scream, we see a question mark on their head. They never approach us, and only talk to other people in letters we never get to see but blindly deliver. They always want you to deliver these letters saying their too busy despite not doing anything besides the few with jobs. They lose their hats, ink and quills, papers, and books. They are always in the most obscure and strange places.

Let’s overview our research:
They keep losing their stuff in the most obscure places
Almost none of them do work
They only communicate through letters they never hand to hand give
We seem to just come into existence

So now we have a scenario where everyone seemingly has nothing to do and can’t communicate face to face. They keep losing their shit in strange places and they all act like side character in a game. So, what is this World of Magic? It’s so obvious now. My theory is this is an alternate universe of the movie…
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Starring Jim Carrey.

Notes: Help me.

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Would make for a hell of a boring show. Imagine watching equally mindless people grinding for magical powers.

maybe the npc’s just have short term memory and forget where they place their stuff, or probably some other disorder caused by duplicating each other with alchemy.

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I don’t think its realistically possible to lose your paperwork inside a water fountain/on a mountain
and then forget about it

Bruh keep making theories. This one was hilarious.

its just something about these NPC’s brains that make them throw their paperwork in water then just ask a random guy to get it for them, only to realize it was 2 meters away from the actual npc. drugs hit the sweet spot in their brains.

someone really needs to work out Magius’ postal service
it can send messages and the daily issue of magius news to players in an instant but NPCs just never mail around their letters without player assistance
i guess they’re just really busy

they don’t trust the postal service