WoM Theories - Part 2
Hello there.
Today, I was grinding quests on my poison slot when it came to me: Why these braindead NPC’s losing all their top hats and ink & quills in the lake? So I went to work writing this tumor of a post to this website. I digress, and now to the theory.
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When we start our adventure we wake up in ___ and recently find out we have magic flowing through our ballsacks bodies. We have no prior knowledge of this world explaining my theory of us being birthed from alchemy and we see everyone screaming for help. However they don’t actually scream, we see a question mark on their head. They never approach us, and only talk to other people in letters we never get to see but blindly deliver. They always want you to deliver these letters saying their too busy despite not doing anything besides the few with jobs. They lose their hats, ink and quills, papers, and books. They are always in the most obscure and strange places.
Let’s overview our research:
They keep losing their stuff in the most obscure places
Almost none of them do work
They only communicate through letters they never hand to hand give
We seem to just come into existence
So now we have a scenario where everyone seemingly has nothing to do and can’t communicate face to face. They keep losing their shit in strange places and they all act like side character in a game. So, what is this World of Magic? It’s so obvious now. My theory is this is an alternate universe of the movie…
Starring Jim Carrey.
Notes: Help me.