staples tear closed done
i fucking pass out, with lots of saliva coming out of my mouth
I was just gonna give you wooden replacement ribs but okay 
they’d grow harmlessly in replacement for everything damaged and remain there for… well as long as you live I guess.
and it was going to be free
I was just warning you since I don’t know how magic works very well yet in the dark sea, and I didn’t want those wooden ribs to cause trouble.
violently wakes you up screams in face while hitting THAT WILL FUCKING BE 4 DOUBLOONS GOD DAMN IT!!!
Mr, you saw nothing, you will not report this to the captain
LASAGNA, WILLIAM, RUM WTF, WHERE AM I, WHERE ARE MY HANDS, oh look, new ribs, what are they even made of
There from grand navy marine Ribs-
You should have gone the organic route bro… 
HEY YOU STILL NEED TO PAY 4 DOUBLOONS! PAY UP OR A BEATING!
(Complete)
couldnt even hook me up with them fancy arcanium ribs, but better than nothing
i try to walk, and feel a grueling pain
OW, right, i can’t walk as of right now
hmmm… where is the pain most?
(I’m not a doctor but I have some possible solutions)
i can pay you 4 galleons, how much are they worth in “doubloons”
6.25
my entire upper body, its hellish, i feel like hades himself is punishing me
Probably from me beating you to wake you up…
I am probably Hades ngl
this is too funny
Do you want surgery from me (:
Captain casually reading through the Captain’s instruction manual…
It’s probably the staples, but here have this.
gives painkiller*
also, just in case, I’ll do this
gives you a wood magic root bandage to support the wound*