Aboard the vessel (MEDICAL PERSONNEL REQUIRED)

it was all a dream.

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Yes

“We’re crossing one of the Navy outposts soon.”

“Yes, contrary to popular belief the Navy does monitor the Dark Seas nowadays.”

Uhh ohh, we boutta have some “turbulence”

“Nope, just a checkup.”

“Hey, you’re CACV-59, right?”

“Yeah, why?”

“That camp has been raiding several of our previous patrols, so thanks.”

“Oh, no problem.”

“…no problems with the ship by the way, carry on.”

“Gotcha.”

I walk up to the navy marines Hello there sir, I am TOTALLY not the wanted criminal Robbin banks that is currently in the dark sea.

“whatareyoudoing”

Umm, nothing…

yea the grand navy marines have nothing to be worried about, totally

“Please excuse my crew, the name’s Silfred. Silfred Shield.”

“Creative, I know.”

“My father’s Wilford, helped in the raid against the corrupt seabound state of Ravenna.”

“Granted, time doesn’t know who actually entered the Castello, even less who dealt the final blow.”

I stare at the marines deeply, Fuck you guys flips them off

“The Ravenna raid, huh?”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“…the whole of the Ravenna forces were trying to hold a mob back and trying to prevent them from getting into the Castello.”

“I’d even wager their odds of winning were 1% with the amount of people trying to raid Ravenna at the same time.”

“It caused a total loss on the seafront and a complete shutdown of land forces.”

“The whole of the War Seas has heard that story, Talos was the only surviving Ravenna stronghold from then on out.”

YOU SEE THAT MARINES, I FLIPED YOU OFF! TAKE A LOAD OF THIS! starts twerking in front of them

“You do realize that the Grand Navy uses tech of about the same level, right?”

A gunshot rings out.

“Guess not, man those rifles are powerful.”

I don’t care really, I will still taunt there ass

He takes a subtle look at the health bar above your head. ( I equipped a visor earlier. )

“…yeah, uh… you’re bleeding a lot.”

“And in need of immediate medical attention.”

“Half your health is gone.”

If I may ask, HOW!

i grab @RandomAshLagger and dunk him in a basketball hoop

sorry about that fellas

grabs for my flintlock and shoots in balls

Dont touch me