Aboard the vessel (MEDICAL PERSONNEL REQUIRED)

The railgun goes off again, another boat is sent to the chaotic depths.

YEEEEEAH

we raid the remains of the ships, populated with around 25 pirates, i beat 3 of them with my staff and crush one of them with my great hammer

it’s okay we have friendly fire off remember

Lumber blitz!

The Captain appears at the bow of the ship, me of course.

He draws out his rifle before jumping offboard.

“I’m not gonna miss out on raiding these camps… and boy am I not gonna miss out on ENDING SOME LIVES.”

ASH ULTIMATE ART: ASH SPIKEBALL a huge ash spikeball appears and combusts, leaving the hallways polluted with ash smears and clouds

Some visor readjustment…

“You’re gonna wish you never treaded the dark sea.”

The rifle charges up and pierces through several camps and buildings.

“…I think that alerted… ALL of them.”

Uh ohh, this one is worse then usual starts coughing a lot ITS EVEN HURTING ME!

the sudden boom caused by the rifle made me flinch, a window small enough to be attacked and sent to the other side of the ship

mother…fucker

hey captain

so uh

I killed the guy

but

I went overboard

and there’s petrified blood all over the hallway. and on me.

some chunks of brain as well.

our friend used ash magic to petrify everything, except me I’m fine haha

what do I do

Rifle sounds erupt over the radio as the population of this camp screams due to their armory basically having been blown up.

shrug

The after affects of that ash is going to as much harm to your lungs as 30 years of vaping

two of my ribs are broken, but i get up once again and continue fighting, i use devastate with my great hammer, sending 4 men flying but damaging myself in the process due to the injuries

chugs defense potion*

I’m fine.

“Oh look, blueprints… and research notes. Our. Research notes… how did they get their hands on these?”

“I’m pretty sure the guys back at base will be happy with this alone!”

Oh shit man it catching up to me oh no- starts to go in a coughing frenzy, rolling on the ground

“It’s not all plagiarism though, there’s some actual original documents here…
ours now!”

Yoink.

do you want some allergy medicine

I have some in my drawer

you’re smoking up my lab

stops I just refreshed my lungs with more ash, don’t ask how it works

can you go outside and cough everywhere I need to clean up

wait hold on… before you do…

holds an arcanium cube into a cloud of ash to imbue it*