I don’t eat candy a lot so I barely remember their names, but Starburst is pretty good.
I hope you die as well as with your below-basic taste in candy. Don’t even get me started with pink starbursts specifically. I don’t even know why a thing like that even exists in this world with such a burden like that being produced every day. In fact whenever I get starbursts I always get the pink ones specifically! Do you know why that is? It’s because the business elites that run the starbursts factories know that people hate Pink Starburts, so they make them the most. That’s why the elites are all a part of the Illuminati, they’re controlling everything! Why do you think The Queen of England never dies, she’s apart of the Illuminati and is a Lizard Person. You know, I’ve seen lizards before and they don’t even live that long unless it’s like a mythical dragon or something. Also, just the other day, I seen this guy draw a dragon and drew the body with just one stroke. One stroke! It was so amazing that I just had to pop a like on that YouTube Video. Speaking of YouTube, I hate their CEO. Their CEO is just one of the reasons why I hate women in general, besides most of them. Speaking of women, I’m not one, but I’ve seen them before and they’re pretty nice, besides the bad ones. Also, don’t you just hate bad, rotten pie that you were going to eat. Such a waste 
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whozeewhatzit if im feeling nutty
slowly eating whatchamacallits while listening to everywhere at the end of time hits different frfr
thingamajigs just taste like crispy Reese’s doe
This is a subjective list composed based on my tastes (1 = best)
| Candy | Rank | Why |
|---|---|---|
| Reese’s | 7 | It’s not a Tootsie Pop (more on that later), but it seems so . . . not rich, per say, but too much for me to like. But hey, the cereal slaps |
| M&Ms | 6 | Not good but not bad. Nothing special, but it’s cheap chocolate that doesn’t taste good or bad. Can’t have too many or it gets really gross. |
| Snickers | 5 | More unique than M&Ms without the overbearing-ness of Reese’s. Not a huge fan of chocolate or peanut butter, but not bad. |
| Kit Kats | 1 | Simple and well-rounded. I can have a good amount of these and feel satisfied without feeling gross. Not too over-bearing or rich and it has that satisfying crunch that allows you to share with friends (not that I ever would). |
| Twix | 4 | Snickers but better. It has caramel instead of butter (I prefer caramel). Still can’t have too much. |
| Skittles | 3 | I love a small bag of skittles. The variety in flavor makes them infinitely better than M&Ms, no questions. |
| Starburst | 2 | Skittles, but a bit more flavorful in my eyes. Each is individually wrapped like a gift that you don’t mindlessly eat. |
| Tootsie Pops | 9 | Who thought chocolate in a lollipop was a good idea? Lollipops in general aren’t great, but now you’re putting some cheap chocolate in it? No judgement, but no thank you. |
| Candy Corn | 8 | Nothing against it, but it doesn’t taste like much. I used to like this stuff a lot more than I do now, but it just tastes so bland. |
this only pertains to Halloween candy and i’m actually not very fond of candy at all
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Nooo I love candy corn 
But I hate tootsie pops, gotta agree with you. Also can’t have snickers bc allergies
I don’t think Ive seen a person that’s in between about candy corn. It’s either ya love it or you dislike it
Also my brother is genuinely odd, he dislikes peeps and reeces peanut butter cups both
hershey chocolate
very controversial
What if you just take every proper candy that can be melted, put them all into one blob, take every candy that can’t get melted, and decorate your new abomination by crushing the candies over the… whatever you’d call it?
I enjoy the blood of my enemies.
My enemies just so happen to be Reeses cups
that sounds vile. Lets do it
I agree with most of what you said but
I fucking DESPISE this shit. It’s not even worthy to be compared to. Candy “CORN” is NOTHING like corn whatsoever. Corn is god tier, its used in basically almost every product, and for THIS abomination to exist to spoil the HOLY name of CORN… is sickening.
He has to be a serial killer, where are the bodies at
Alright so is your brother allergic to peanut butter?
If not, get him to an exorcist now because only demons dislike reeces.
objectively false, mixing cow milk with peanut butter NEVER tastes good, with the obvious exception being in baked food. the chocolate somehow made the stomach ache worse.
the entire list is subjective, as are opinions as a concept (which this is)
so basically you can stay malding while i eat the cereal in peace
no, actually, my opinion and mine alone is objective. think about it not as a choose your own adventure story but as a multiple choice quiz worth only .01% of your grade but with a single correct answer, which is mine.
no need to mald though. i’ll just be here watching with pity as you eat that abomination.