Any famous forum arguments or conversations I can turn into Ace Attorney?

[Rake]

Crap about politics and stuff

both US and china are kinda poopoo doodoo US has shit healthcare and is only good for billionares, the tax isn’t used well either. also people here kinda dumb china is well- oh god why is there a knock on my door GOD HELP

this isnt famous I don’t think, but definitely an argument