April fools update

gun does realistic damage

Implement opties strength javelin suggestion

the new player showing up at redwake only to be jumped by 5 level 400 Atlanteans:

if you wear cat ears you can get pet

every boss is now William Gilliam

There is a random event where 100 random people get teleported to an ao server but the player limit is 100. Then, everyone gets explosion magic and a max size build.
Trust, your game wont crash

Re-add WoM’s fines system, if you don’t pay your taxes then IRS boats begin hunting you down. They have speeds of ~170 and their captains range from level 250 to 300. They also prefer guns, and most will spawn with a musket and spam piercing shot as much as possible.

bring back the shark infestation

All attacks now stun

make cooldowns nonexistent

All the progress you make on April fools will be reset because of these changes

every attack bursts into confetti instead of dealing damage

stat scalings are reversed
(more power = less dmg, stuff like that)

dromeas set makes you regen much faster but slow (Nanomachines, son!)

i can’t believe 100% of people said yes to this poll! democracy is awesome

Give EVERYONE the Mud Curse. Then I will play. Post-event, it converts to a tradable item that permanently, irreversibly (so there are consequences) replaces your first magic with Mud Magic when used. If that’s not enough, change the background music to Adopt Me’s, make the map Magius like Mr_hyperspace suggested, give us randomized gaudy Royale High-style faces, and give us (tradable, temporary) cosmetic pets too.