We just witnessed a cruel murder in real time.
rip to me
carey’d, carey’d again then whammed all within a few hours
as someone who doesnt go outside, easy win
I got careyed
And I got lasted as well
i continue to avoid being careyed or lasted
Surprisingly still surviving so far
I was doing great until I had to go to the winter formal dance because I’m in student council and I heard it
whomp whomp
It was the last PE lesson before winter break, because on the last Friday before vacation we have no lessons.
My teacher pulled up with a huge stereo. It started with Last Christmas. I knew my time was ticking.
As the clock ticked by and each new track off of what I assume was some “Christmas 2024 hits” playlist began playing, I knew it would eventually happen
After about 20 minutes, a huge
AAAaaaaahhhhhh~
Filled the sport hall. I knew my time was up. Mariah Carey showed no mercy.
I finally understand it now. All she wanted for Christmas was…
MY SOUL
dear god
Fill your teacher inbox with the mp3s of all I want for Christmas
hit with last christmas
must endure this ONE WEEK without getting careyed
Gonna be honest, I don’t think I’ve heard it in the past 12 days so far
(10 characters)
“A slow death. Unforeseen, unforgiving.”
-The Ancestor, Darkest Dungeon
Lost a while ago, but might as well see
- Yes
- Yes (no but I’m in denial)
- Dead
Died yesterday while waiting for food in the food hall
I got Wham’d again
I was at a friend’s place for his bday party (I was surprised people still do them at our age but it was fun). We were playing werewolves and root but when it started getting late and some of the people left and we were left with a smaller group, his family members went to watch tv. They had some channel that streamed music on or idk
And then, when I least expected it, I got Wham’d again. Luckily no Carey this time.
HALF WAY POINT BABY!