whomp whomp
It was the last PE lesson before winter break, because on the last Friday before vacation we have no lessons.
My teacher pulled up with a huge stereo. It started with Last Christmas. I knew my time was ticking.
As the clock ticked by and each new track off of what I assume was some “Christmas 2024 hits” playlist began playing, I knew it would eventually happen
After about 20 minutes, a huge
AAAaaaaahhhhhh~
Filled the sport hall. I knew my time was up. Mariah Carey showed no mercy.
I finally understand it now. All she wanted for Christmas was…
MY SOUL
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dear god
Fill your teacher inbox with the mp3s of all I want for Christmas
hit with last christmas
must endure this ONE WEEK without getting careyed
Gonna be honest, I don’t think I’ve heard it in the past 12 days so far
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“A slow death. Unforeseen, unforgiving.”
-The Ancestor, Darkest Dungeon
Lost a while ago, but might as well see
Alive?
- Yes
- Yes (no but I’m in denial)
- Dead
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Died yesterday while waiting for food in the food hall 
I got Wham’d again
I was at a friend’s place for his bday party (I was surprised people still do them at our age but it was fun). We were playing werewolves and root but when it started getting late and some of the people left and we were left with a smaller group, his family members went to watch tv. They had some channel that streamed music on or idk
And then, when I least expected it, I got Wham’d again. Luckily no Carey this time.
HALF WAY POINT BABY!
guess what happened
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE MARIAH CAREY SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MARIAH CAREY AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Carey’d, AGAIN
This time by my sister which for some reasons beyond me felt like she had to play the all I want for christmas just dance in the hallway at max volume
I’m wearing noise cancelling headphones and I’m listening to metal yet I can still hear her
WE DONT EVEN DO CHRISTMAS
HELP
in one day:
last christmas: ~9:00 am
last christmas x2: ~10:00 am
all i want for christmas: ~12:00 am
all i want for christmas x2: ~1:00 pm
last christmas x3: ~2:00 pm
im ALREADY DEAD
YOU DIDNT NEED TO DO THIS TO ME UNIVERSE
What can I say, Midnight? Siblings just know, deep down inside.
I’m still standing. STILL. STANDING.
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i got whammed on the very first day 
Elton John 
We love the elton john reference when we see it