From where I’m standing (that being at 5’7) that’s like average height to me. I believe that I’m the one that’s short (despite most adults appearing to be about my height for some reason how the fuck am I supposed to not feel like a young lad with that sort of body proportion despite this apparently just being what an adult is like??)
my turn
pros:
- Over 6 foot
- Naturally well built
- Pretty smart id like to think
- Very healthy
- Nice hair
- Nice eyes
- Nice jaw
- Perfect teeth
- Nice ass (im a dude)
Cons:
- silly
- idk
you’re from britain 
I was gonna put that in pros but I knew people would point that out
Also that’s racist
hey man at least you aren’t french
True…
Are you French then? There’s a capital F in your profile picture, you see.
the f is for fart
are you from yugoslavia cause your pfp has a y?
My wife is French. She’s amazing. Gorgeous, sweet, helpful, genuinely the kindest person I know - France gave me her, I’m grateful.
that’s likely a bit too personal to share about someone online
I’m French : (
My condolences.
My condolences.
these descriptions are reminding me of Tierzoo
mine are
Positives:
- Weirdly flexible
- A racial group not discriminated against in my server region of the USA (I live on the West Coast everyones on too much fent to give a shit)
- Body that can be treated like shit without collapsing
- Technically I’m not overweight
- I can run really fucking fast
Negatives
- Wrong gender
- I can’t see shit
- I’m asian but I’m whiter than a lot of white people because I don’t exit home
- I am WAY too thin
- I’m depressed
- I have the endurance of a three-year-old
- I’m allergic to my favorite food (fish
) and peanuts ig - Horrifically weak
- My teeth look like british peoples teeth
- I’m ugly (see negative no. 1)
- Horifically mentally ill
View the upside, you won’t be filling your body with mercury and other toxins!
Mercury is a heavy metal and therefore not a toxin so the use of “other” in this sentence is incorrect
Also most other poisonous materials inside of the fish from pollutants would not be toxins either, since they are synthetic in origin
are you perhaps a bumble bee?
silly is a pro
This body is alright just that I have zero agility and It seems that I’m minmaxed for Attack speed and power with no defense. It’s a air conj and the only weapon I seem to have is a 3-colored ball pen
Least chad invincible fan
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