Are you satisfied with your body?

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I mean our minimum wages right is is $65, but most establishment rather pay below the minimum wage (and it’s normalized at this point) where you can work as a full time teacher and get paid only $24 permonth

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24 a month???

That’s absurd

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It is indeed absurd. Yet our government still loves to gaslight us and told us to be “grateful” yet give huge huge ass tax or else our vehicles get impounded while the government is dancing at a fancy hotels while announcing they’re doing “efficiency”

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Telling the people you’re exploiting to be greatful is diabolical work

Might be time for a revolution…

How did this topic turn into deposing the Indonesian government bruh :sob::pray:

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I’m sorry for bringing too much of my government :sob:
but seriously I need a way to disguise my Chinese face if I don’t want to die

Especially that our president right now don’t hesitate to commit human right violation

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Get a tan maybe

475

i wish i could clap my asscheeks together

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I find this relatable, as you know

477

wuh???

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i can

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At least put some special power there when you clap.
It makes it much more funny

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Are we just making lists of our strengths and weaknesses now?

Positive

  • I won the genetic lottery in terms of looks, and I don’t look completely generic.
  • My bones are probably considered deadly weapons from a legal standpoint.
  • My immune system is actually worth a damn.

Negative

  • My forehead is able to fit a paper cutout of California, forcing me to have long bangs to hide it.
  • My hairline is a walking joke.
  • Tall + Typically Unaware = Getting my hands caught in stuff like ceiling fans all the time.
  • Constant gray splotches under my eyes
  • My brain’s resting state is Pissed Off and makes me want to defenestrate people for almost no reason.
  • You can see my ribs. Apparently that’s a bad thing.
  • Resting Bitch Face
  • Near-sighted.
481

This info will do wonders for the 2025 forums power scaling

482

Finally an apt way for me to phrase my brain

483

my turn :D

Positives

  • I’m incomprehensible
  • I can travel across any distance in lower dimensions in zero seconds
  • I don’t depend on organs as I don’t need any for my survival
  • Mortal weapons cannot harm me
  • I’m blue
  • Humans go insane when they see me
  • People started a cult worshipping me
  • I can see, smell and hear everything

Negatives

  • Whenever I try making friends they keep going mad and kill themselves
  • The US military keeps bothering me when I try to nap with small explosive sticks because of my physique
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your life must suck.

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I don’t expect a mere human such as you to be able to handle it

486

Literally 1984

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crap i have 56 min to hid what should i do

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pros

-i dont look that bad
-i can walk
-my hairline isn’t horrendous

cons

-my teeth are british