that’s fine and dandy on paper but is basically telling someone with asthma to just breath harder
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a 5’6 person is doing better in marathons than a 6’7 person
i find it funny when pseudointellectuals like you try to apply logic to hypothetical scenarios only to get the facts so wrong
do you have a kink for coming across as smart or something? because honestly you just sound like the biggest fool on the entire forums when you say such stupid remarks like this, id suggest you reflect on yourself before ever trying to cast judgement on somebody else you dank malapert
also to answer your response of “why tf would you want to be shorter 
”-
because i want to 
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sometimes its as simple as that, just a matter of preference
I dont get why thats so hard to understand
Yeah
he IS trolling
he just enjoys being a contrarian
I like being short because i get to put my whole body on the bed without my feet sticking out
Is tht sufficient enough
when im in bed and my gf asks me to recite the first 100 digits of pi 
(based on a false story)
the moment i find myself in a state of nocturnal repose and my paramour requests me to verbally enumerate the preceeding one hundred numerals of the transcendental constant pi
(an fictitious account, by all means) 
when i be lying in me bunk and me fair lass be asking me to belt out the first hundred digits o’ pi
(based on a tall tale) 
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When I lie upon my chamber’s cot and mine beloved doth request I recount the hundred digits of π
(a tale most false in origin).
Reckon I’m layin’ up in bed when my darlin’ asks me to rustle up them first hundred digits o’ pie
tall tale if I ever heard one.
Just get a longer bed lmao
When I lay, restless, wondering why I’m even here, upon that rare instance of comfort one calls a bed, and whoever it may be that I’ve chosen to show a fleeting and highly risky fondness towards at that moment has the audacity to ask me to recite the first 100 digits of that trivial little constant people call pi
(A tale that is false, but then, is anything really true anymore?)
I have a long bed but when I used to have shorter beds I related to that statement heavily
worst thing I read today
I’m fairly tall, so I have to use the Pythagorean Theorem to make sure my feet don’t stick out