This thread made me think of these songs: https://youtu.be/hbo9XvHqaHc
Yeah, you would moth boy
Remember when everyone in roleplay games had that as their avatar and their name above was always something like “Jason/Demon inside/Hot/Single/19/Vampire/Werewolf”
yeah id want stubs for hands and a chopped chin please
dodges
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I want my arm to be able to transform into a gun
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why is this whole topic archenhailor versus all the forumers
Nah I’m on Arch’s side
yeah and everyone and their grandmas has ultra instinct capable of dodging universal sized attacks
i know this is gonna be some “if Ur homeless just buy a home“ kind of shit.
but you just need to come to terms with it. You will never be the 6’8 stocky endomorph space marine lean mean killing machine and all the specifics you listed even with all the surgeries and PEDs in the world.
but you can be the best version of yourself and i guarantee you, the best version of yourself is leagues better than the you now (no hate).
and on the path of actualizing the best version of yourself, you will have attained something far more valuable than the “perfect” body for being a killing machine; pride. A sense of pride attained knowing you gave it your all even on your worst days to becoming the best person you can possibly be and demonstrating the testament of your resilience that you previously thought you didn’t have inside of you.
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hmmm ngl it might actually be pretty good now that i’m thinking about it… and now i don’t want to be a 6’8 killing machine because that means my body is bad for sprinting/marathons… i need something more generalized… (tldr my dream body has changed and it’ll prolly be a mesomorphic 5’10-6’2 man)
it doesn’t really matter or worth arguing either side, somebody dislikes their body and everyone else is just going “hey stop bitching” and acting like going to the gym will cure everything although arcenhailor does have some weird beliefs about what plastic surgery can achieve it’s fairly balanced in idiocy
I hate my body I wish I was a scoobert and a morock fan
Thank you
i want a strong stomach made out of steel(metaphorical) with super microorganisms or something
i just want to eat oily and spicy food without enduring painful stomach aches that lasts for days (maybe able to digest stone and raw wood barks too just incase cus thatd be cool)
And a bigger Ass but that can be fixed with leg days
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yeah
I want a superfluous amount of bones
im proud flare, i’m proud…
can we get an amorock 
some things needs to be kept to yourself 
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I want a bigger brain so I can think better.
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