yeah and everyone and their grandmas has ultra instinct capable of dodging universal sized attacks
i know this is gonna be some “if Ur homeless just buy a home“ kind of shit.
but you just need to come to terms with it. You will never be the 6’8 stocky endomorph space marine lean mean killing machine and all the specifics you listed even with all the surgeries and PEDs in the world.
but you can be the best version of yourself and i guarantee you, the best version of yourself is leagues better than the you now (no hate).
and on the path of actualizing the best version of yourself, you will have attained something far more valuable than the “perfect” body for being a killing machine; pride. A sense of pride attained knowing you gave it your all even on your worst days to becoming the best person you can possibly be and demonstrating the testament of your resilience that you previously thought you didn’t have inside of you.
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hmmm ngl it might actually be pretty good now that i’m thinking about it… and now i don’t want to be a 6’8 killing machine because that means my body is bad for sprinting/marathons… i need something more generalized… (tldr my dream body has changed and it’ll prolly be a mesomorphic 5’10-6’2 man)
it doesn’t really matter or worth arguing either side, somebody dislikes their body and everyone else is just going “hey stop bitching” and acting like going to the gym will cure everything although arcenhailor does have some weird beliefs about what plastic surgery can achieve it’s fairly balanced in idiocy
I hate my body I wish I was a scoobert and a morock fan
Thank you
i want a strong stomach made out of steel(metaphorical) with super microorganisms or something
i just want to eat oily and spicy food without enduring painful stomach aches that lasts for days (maybe able to digest stone and raw wood barks too just incase cus thatd be cool)
And a bigger Ass but that can be fixed with leg days
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yeah
I want a superfluous amount of bones
im proud flare, i’m proud…
can we get an amorock 
some things needs to be kept to yourself 
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I want a bigger brain so I can think better.
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Wish granted! You now have a brain tumor.
I want to cut off my hands
Wish granted. You now have the highest midi-chlorian count in the galaxy and of known history.
I wanna be able to turn into 2 people after getting cut in half like a starfish
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This suggests that you getting cut in half is a rather common event
It isn’t yet… but that can always change
but… which one are you? where does your consciousness land? (depends on how you’re cut)
can i have them if you dont want them?
If the brain remains intact, whichever part has the brain
If the brain is cut as well, I think neither side. Each side will have the aspects of its parts of the brain, while a whole new brain has to form.