Ask me... literally whatever you want

[Zormego]

@AlarGuardian

welcome to the club

Oh thank fuck, I’m not the only one.

@AlarGuardian

well i don’t hate my cats but i have ten

Rant incoming

It’s literally just my brother’s orange cat who I absolutely hate. He’s attacked me at random four separate times by now, loves attacking the other cats, and worst of all, is CONSTANTLY screaming while doing it. Oh and slight gore warning, he’s actually tried to kill my brother’s other cat. Bit a chunk of meat out of her, and the spot she was bitten at just started growing its fur back.

The day that cat is out of the house for good is a day I will celebrate.

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Anyway favorite fruit

[AlarGuardian]

have you tried scent incorporation with the two cats to prevent them fighting? i am a cat psychologist in training so i can give you tips

[Zormego]

wtf is that

(also doesn’t help how he isn’t neutered; didn’t even know he’s a boy until about three weeks ago)

(also please dm this stuff to me, i don’t want to flood the thread with cat violence)

[AlarGuardian]

sent

question for syk:

who do you think would win here

[mari]

red or blue?

green or black?

[starcitadel]

What do you think the best national flag in the world is? Not just by the design itself, but the symbolism behind it. And, for fun, consider how the people adapt it to fit different things (think the US flag being turned into star-spangled speedos).

[Sykadelik]

@AlarGuardian

how come

dunno

@AlarGuardian

be able to run in 30 second bursts of 100km/h with no conceivable harm but be required to take a 2 minute 30 second break after

or

be able to run 20km/h with the durability to run it for as long as you want, although you will still experience chest pain and stitches after bypassing your normal limits

first one

@AlarGuardian

on a scale of 1-10 how annoying am i

like 2 or 3

@Zormego

favorite fruit

black grapes

@AlarGuardian

who do you think would win here

the one that isn’t a zombie

@mari

red or blue?

red

@mari

green or black?

black

@starcitadel

What do you think the best national flag in the world is? Not just by the design itself, but the symbolism behind it. And, for fun, consider how the people adapt it to fit different things (think the US flag being turned into star-spangled speedos).

so idk a great deal about symbolism or adaptations but ive always liked kiribati’s flag

[Vratien]

What do you think of me

[AlarGuardian]

should i change the outfit

[Sykadelik]

@Vratien

What do you think of me

yea you’re pretty cool

@AlarGuardian

should i change the outfit

if you want

[Vratien]

Yipee!

[Iris]

ask me a question >:3

[Sykadelik]

what would you like to ask me?

[Iris]

I forgot

[AlarGuardian]

There are three things written in his helmet. 251556918
49h4nw6o16I
Innocent III

Which do you choose to investigate?

[Sykadelik]

@AlarGuardian

49h4nw6o16I

this

[havocisflorence]

do you think im mildly insane because i made a 60+ pages google doc analysis on unstable smp wemmbu

[Sykadelik]

completely and yknow what more power to ya for it

[havocisflorence]

joy. thank u

[Vratien]

Hang on are you the person that got married to that other person on forumcraft? The one I pvpd after, or the other one? (I am trying to link Minecraft to forum usernames)