ew why tf did you use the word erect
I’ve grown lettuce in a garden before at least?
Garden = part of the lawn they count SCREW IT
Is that a sign of weakness?
mfer what
also ive never grown lettuce in my life nor do i even own a garden so the chances of one attacking me are very slim
not that it would do much considering the weight of a lettuce is mostly water
Hm. so you’re flabbergasted by the prospect of complex and sometimes enormous arrangements of the english lexicon.
lettuce just accept you cant beat the first food forumer
I can, just watch. I’m winning through words.
does anybody remember why this even started
Banana wanted to see who people liked more
Burgr insulted us other food forumers
I’m stubborn and i’m still fighting to prove the power of fertilized plants are superior to the power of fast food and carbohydrates
His burger has a lettuce in it
because he does not acknowledge and respect my vast power
Because your power isn’t vast, you’re not shaggy you’re a kitchen food.
You know what, I’m getting tired of arguing.
Leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone.
battle of the mids right here 
In my opinion they’re all good in their own separate ways.
epic rap battles of history
idek who the hell you are 