Bnt's simping post

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bumping this bc I had some explaining to my parents

so my mom visited my apartment room today, looked at morden on my wall, and asked,

“who’s morden?”

after explaining and expecting to get away with “oh he’s a character from a game lol”, she straight up replied with “is this the guy you had a crush on?”

( context: my mom asked if I got my heart broken on valentine’s day since I had a haircut on that day, and it seems to be some sort of an omen. but I decided to dick around and went “oh I got my heart broken bc my crush isn’t a real person lmao” )

I was internally panicking. but at least I did use the “oh my (online) friends dared me to get him on the wall lol” excuse so it’s all gucci rn.

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bnt, you sTILL FUCJIKINGF HAVE DMORDENE ON YOQURR FYCKUIAHNF WAKLL??

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YES I DOooo

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BUMPING + REPURPOSING THIS POST BECAUSE I HAD A BIGGEST W OF THIS WEEK

I ORDERED A COMMISSION OF OC X MORDEN FROM AN IRL FRIEND AND I FEEL FUCKING GreAT

here are some translated snippets of me and my friend’s dms
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who will you simp for next :eyes:

simp for kaito i dare you

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kaito too marshmallow for my simping taste

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b-but his personality…

do dacien

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LMAO I CAN’T IT’S SO-
BAHAHA

I salute thee as the leading simp for Morden

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youre fucking insane and i love to see your little rat self becoming more chaotic each day that goes by its funny as shit

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trust me you’d love hearing stories about my insanity after I’ve repurposed this post

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If it’s for your waifu/husbando then it’s okay

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oh no

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soon bnt be like
all fear is derived from the unknown
step 1: study the darkness, for it houses true fear
step 2: become one with the darkness, and know the unknown
step 3: obtain true power in your fervent ability to make them weep at the mere sight of you
:fr:

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failure

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bumping this post to share one of my biggest Ws today

I got 2nd place in a class kahoot and I fucking named myself “Morden’sHusband”

didn’t take the pic of me getting the 2nd place but have this

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and yes my classmates knew immediately it was me since there’s literally one person who used Morden in their kahoot nickname several times

I had some past histories with getting the kahoot W with morden nickname too so :pray:

edit:

this was like 2 months ago and I got #3

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morden

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do they know who morden is or just assume you have a huge crush on some guy that exists

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morden

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it’s archive.org if you’re wondering abt that tab

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this