Burgr romantic advice

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how do I become a chad

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legally change your name to chad

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ask the girl out for some chiken noodle soup.

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do you have any good pickup lines for a 6th dimensional god

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“would you like to see my whopper?”

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burgr, how egg??

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yes the good

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Can I use this advice on you?

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no

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Okay so there is a runaway trolley barrelin’ down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for 'em. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If ya pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two options:

Go over and kiss the lonesome fella and ask 'em out on a date
OR
Go over to the group of people and try to ask one of 'em out

What do ya do and please hurry the trolley is comin’ down fast I gotta make a decision

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this isnt relavant

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Shitty romantic advice, partner, they all died

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are you involved with the disappearence of kitty_cushion

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not sure who that is
also this has nothiing to do with relationships

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What is the first rule of fightclub?

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burger? i hardly know her!

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its burgr and im not female

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I dated him or her for awhile. . . Just don’t. . .

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lies