CACV-59 Shipwreck

I took the liberty of rolling your attack roll as well as your damage.
(I’m guessing you were aiming for a non-lethal attack.)

With advantage…
You rolled 2 and 5 (And yes I actually used dice.)

Because this attack hit me (somehow), this would either mean you have a ridiculously high strength stat, or my AC is incredibly low.

For unarmed strikes, you roll a d20 + strength ability score modifier + proficiency to see if you hit.

A ability score of 18 is the highest that a person usually reaches, and adventurers can have scores as high as 20, with monsters and divine beings possibly having scores as high as 30.

Because you are either a monster nor a divine being, lets say you have a score of 18 (+4).

I’m guessing you are currently level 125, which is the current max level cap.
The future maximum level cap has been theorized to be level 1000.

That’s 1/8th of the maximum level, which converted to DnD (5e) would be LEVEL 2.5 (+2).

5 + 4 + 2 = 11.

You rolled a 11 to hit.

Now lets say you did hit me with a 11. That’s bludgeoning damage equal to 1 + your strength modifier!

That’s 5 damage. On a critical hit, you would have done 10 damage.

So, apparently I had so little health that I would’ve had to roll a death saving throw if this was a lethal strike. (which it wasn’t because I was probably rendered unconscious. I was knocked to the floor so harshly that my back might just have fractured a bit so I’m probably unconscious. Also we didn’t roll initiative.)

I was knocked out in by a punch which wasn’t even a critical hit.
5 damage.
That’s all it took to knock me out.

the joke is your pfp is a d20 with nothing but 1s on it.

I was knocked out by a man dealing 5 damage. It doesn’t matter anymore. My life is OVER.

Likely two people because I did iterate :

So yeah… its gonna hurt much more than that.

oh sick
10 damage

I was knocked out by 2 men dealing 10 damage. It doesn’t matter anymore. My life is OVER.

You’re going to intensive care, see you tomorrow.

Hope the guy tending to you doesn’t suck at his job.

Oh wait it is tomorrow, shit.

“I found a cave. A bit too dark and moist for my liking but whatever.”

Aboard the ship…


“So when can I leave?”

(Silence for 30 seconds)

“Ok.”

“What do you mean by ok?”

(I run away from Unlucky because I don’t want bad luck.)

“What is going on there?”

“I was exploring the island and I see you all fighting”

Actually, was akirogue taking care of you

Idfk. Whoever did either ran away or fell asleep. Either way you’re finally able to do things today.

“Found a cave. Doesn’t have much. Works as shelter if it wasn’t as MOIST as the ship.”

rumbling could be heard from inside the cave, before a random idiot eating rocks could be seen, now waving at you.

“We can build makeshift floor to get rid of possible water staying in lower parts of cave”

Another lunatic has been added to the crew.

“We need wood for that.”

“Doesn’t Akirogue have an oversized halberd?”

“…”

@akirogue

AKIROGUE!!

"What now?0

“You have a giant fucking halberd.”

“We require wood planks for a makeshift floor in the cave.”

“We must acquire wood.”

He pulls out his Greatsword he just so happens to have.

“Let’s go wood collecting.”