Im gonna be real honest here. This is prob the worst suggestion i seen yet. Because the name itself is goofy as hell and the little work you put in insults the work Vertex is putting in for the story.
I feel like suggestion should be more limited to gameplay things or big problems in the lore not something minor as a name. Even if someone suggests something for the lore i feel like it would need to be worked on more than just 15 mins because anything else would be an insult to the work Vertex puts in for his story.