Cursed WoMents/Arcane Oddities (Part 1)

bro is a warlock
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They want him to go oracle

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Lil bro is casting Promethean Blast

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Bro got the legendary spirit weapons early


The asssyndicate is just letting everyone be a Cardinal now. Back in my day you would have to work to even rank up to journeyman. This generation is absolutely spoiled. :frcryin:

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It’s the bloody yellow haired-blue eyes guy that looks fresh from highschool too

bro’s list of contracts and crimes he’s completed and commited:

-stole candy from a baby
-called an old woman fat
-maybe wrote a profanity or two on the walls of palo town’s mayor mansion
-stole 1 coconut… from a wilderness island.
-refuses to believe in the sky shark theory, which, fair enough, but the evidence is all there…
-successfully spied on women in the girls restroom to gather syndicate intel (chances are he wasn’t doing this for the syndicate…)


I don’t even know what caused this, but we’re vibing

DAMN RIGHT IM NO ORDINARY SAILOR
UNLIKE YOU, THE FLOOR IS OPTIONAL FOR ME

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this dude’s ketch started bouncing and zooming off into the sunset

@Arpeeguy did you see this guy you were right there

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The swear word in question was probably “Mayor Tilly is :dolphin: stupid.”

that honest to god looks like exploits to me

You should put music there: GAS GAS GAS

I vaguely remember some dudes ketch being flung

Lady and Gentlemen, I am here to present you Mortal_Shad0w’s ship oddities compilation:
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The woke agender!!1

Pictured here, the stability of the middle east

If magma was accurate :v

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