Cursed WoMents/Arcane Oddities (Part 2)

My potato laptop wouldn’t allow me to witness his royal glory in such quality… Old man’s got drip. So do you, though


ive been waiting here for 15 minutes for my ship to get unstuck… this legendary treasure chart is begging right now to be solved

i think you forgot to set your sails

ITS GONE!!!
im finally free from this purgatory

We really need to ban certain name combos

should have been a mage and flew

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he turned to villainy, he could no longer keep his oath

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Guy also spawned on top of me (twice)

This is supposed to be AO’s title screen

i found a nuke

I may sound dull and stupid rn, but I have no idea whats wrong with this name

If you’ve heard of “The [REDACTED] Files,” then you’d be able to figure it out from there.

Honestly, just this once I may be in favor of restricting name combos.

Never heard of, and don’t feel like digging further, I’ll just believe you guys on this one

Oh whale of the sky, what is your wisdom?

Sky whales are getting lame, bring back the og Sky Eyes

I don’t want to have to sink a ship just to talk to the banker.
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Is that skyhall dress

jeffery epstein is a “man” (quotation marks because he did awful things) who did really bad things on his private island relating to children and also is noteable for having had many powerful and rich people visit said island to do said bad things as well. He supposedly hung himself in his jail cell (supposedly because it’s pretty clear he was assassinated due to such evidence as an entire minute being missing in the prison camera feed right when it happened), but there were flight logs and other stuff which could reveal who visited said island. However, the Trump Administration, who promised to release the epstein files, released most of them heavily and extremely redacted, such that it’s impossible to actually see who diddled kids (except for Bill Clinton, who was basically targeted by the administration to make him look as bad as possible). Some parts are over a hundred pages of pure black, with the singular word “Epstein” being unredacted in the middle. As this was extremely disappointing, it’s become a common joke to say “release the files!”, or some sort of variation, in reference to this.

the relevance here is that the ao file name sounds like Jeffery Epstein.

didnt ppl find out that you can bypass that shit by using the magic power of copy paste?