It’s hilarious that his crime list is the only reasonable one I’ve seen in the game.
Everyone else is just walking around with 300+ kills of innocent people, 10 merchant boats sunk, 10,000 robberies, and at least 3 Christmases ruined.
The one dude who isn’t 3 mustache man combined
Can’t see too much harm from keeping it, but sure
I got hungry mb
Did you also eat the left arm?
Yeah 
Can’t wait for fission
Elite ball interaction
Skill Note: Weapon Surf
A note on how to use the rare weapon skilled called Weapon Surf. The skill description reads: “Weapon Surf - Use your strength to hurl a large weapon with great force, then, with speed and precision, jump and land on your weapon, continuing to use your weapon’s momentum to freely move through the air as long as your will persists.”
Base Weapon Stat requirement: 220
Can be applied to weapons of Good Quality or higher
Can be used by: Long Bladed, Heavy Bladed, Heavy Cleaver, Colossal Cleaver and Colossal Bladed weapon types
i put way too much effort into my jokes
I respect the dedication to the bit
I like more the idea where you hold out two greatswords away from your body and spin really fast around yourself
The shape isn’t right. But, if we take Evander’s greatsword and saw it cleanly in half across its lenght, then it might get us somewhere. Gotta spec into being a Warlord, though
I support this and the whirlibird spin with two swords to fly. One is for aura-farming when you approach any navy base, and the other is for sending a message that your silliness cannot be contained
Spirit and magic users can fly by thinking really hard about it or something I don’t think the blade shape matters much
Well, physics are still physics. We already have to deny so many factors, such as the weight not being liftable at all with the blade area this small
Have you seen an adolescent+ dragon?